A man offers his computer a vial of blue liquid but seems hesitant to accept it, it'd probably turn it into some mutant anyways.

A man marvels at a "wter full", whatever that is.

A man with only half of a face sits in silence while he notices that he is also missing hands and genitalia. 'Tis a shame really.

Giants consummating their relationship by having rough sex beside a half-destroyed hospital.

A man about to rape a lightning bolt playing soccer.

A lizard with a neck shaped like a boomerang.

A chunk of Swiss cheese staring at me in a very sexual manner, seriously, it's kind of creepy.

A goose with no body and a blue hat attempts flight.

The ultimate glory hole, but there's probably some dude on the other side so I'm not gonna bother.

Three cars horribly parked in a forest with two trees.

The United Kingdom Flag with Swastikas on it.

A penis tells a horse that he isn't the father.

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