A regurgitating duck.

Bovine performance art.

A person in mirror shades looks at two mirrors in a circle on a wall, creating an infinite regress of reflections.

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"NOW KISS"

One night, a pillow dreamt it was eating a giant coconut. The next day, its owner's head was gone.

The Cupcake Killer's MO: find a person making cupcakes, decapitate them with a scimitar, leave a mocking message in frosting.

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A cloud of damned souls descends into the Marianas Trench, eyes downcast for all eternity. Their woe feeds the sulfur plumes and tubeworms.

An entirely justified act of property destruction.

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Colorful colony growth on a petri plate, as seen through a dissecting scope. At least 7 distinct types of bacterium can be seen.

A grotesque ghoul in a top hat steals and eats body parts from a carrot person, who is rooted to the ground and can't escape.

Flirtatious television set with rabbit-ear antennae.

This is what happens when you try to open a bag of flour with a knife and fork.

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