dad barely took his eyes off the purple covered novel he was reading, to tell me why he was putting me up for adoption

clutching the knife, craig - the depressed, soon-to-be knife killer - was already beginning to regret the crimes he was yet to commit.

coloured laundry protesting against washing machine apartheid

tim was looking forward to exhuming the body of the victim he murdered 20 years prior.

sassy elmer fudd and a stoned bugs bunny pose for a profile pic

draw a face

having ethnically cleansed every non-white from the face of the planet, whites finally achieve world peace.

frog becomes possessed by satan

a russian makes an elementary attempt to speak english and fucks it up.

friends leave an apple at Coco's grave, along with the pills and crack pipe she used when she OD'd

"no point crying over spilled milk"? let's see how YOU like having your fluids pouring out of you, bitch

A brussel sprout, a bean and a rotten egg sit at the dinner table. One of them farts. Another comments on how it smells like human.