Honey I Shrunk The Kids: Exploring Mommy's Vagina Edition

A banana has been discarded because it was so rotten that the peel is black, and the banana is brown. It has been peeled first.

Following a Dark Souls note

a legless and handless war vet remembers the days of being able to give a thumbs up

GIMME THE CHOCOLATE HISAO!

Man in cafe asks "me?" when an order is called, as though the person who made it knows who the fuck ordered it.

GIMME THE CHOCOLATE HISAO

Blue-haired girl stnading under a pig-nose-shaped umbrella, clutching her exposed blue shoe as rain pours down around her.

After the Return of the King, the remaining residents of Mordor create a union.

A fresh cherry making an orgasm face

New Chain

Satan, guide my cock!

An immortal man, forced to suffer the pain of being alone for centuries after life on earth has ceased, watches the sun go supernova.

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