this is what the internet would look like if it were a person.
A man asks goldie what he is doing on friday. Goldie looks awfully suspicious and is trying to hide something. what could it be?
CUCUMBER CAT
cactus lovin
duke nukem seeing him mommy and daddy doing the sex
No more ice cream for you!
A man is falling from the sky, passing a crying helicopter and says: "I'll save you"
post a selfie txt it
A gigantic torrent of piss.
That biblical age guy is not gonna let that snake bite him. Won't happen.
THE BEST SWORD I HAVE EVER SEEN
qDON'T JUDGE ME CIS SCUM MY GENDDER IS PICKLE GODDAMNIT
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