Some guy who could be Chuck Norris but isn't, because that's lame, is a badass standing in front of the US flag.

Hipster penguin.

Little 'Ol Abe converses with a floating moose head.

Vikings descend from Earth toward the Sun on their Norse ship.

Pacman, a beatnik, casually smokes.

Death wonders: What is this shit?

You're not our real dad, marshmallow! Signed, smores.

The lizard from Bubble Bobble has no idea what the fuck these symbols are.

UGH COMPUTER WHY WON'T YOU WORK

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...

Yer a ______, Harry!

Yeah, I'm a fucking armadillo. Deal with it, bro.