Doodle or Die

An orange who has seen some shit, man.

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Tumblr turns naive men into crossdressers with its lies about men's fashion.

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Damn dude, this guy has a big nose. And bags under the eyes, and is his mustache bleeding?

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Crabs love starfish.

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Stand-up comedian Death laments the face that his audience has large eyes and shitty hair.

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Pink and blue DNA strands dodge green ribosomes.

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A rather content long-faced man puking into a teacup.

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A magic yellow man being praised by a green man as he pisses blood.

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Ripping one.

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A red-masked gunman takes a living bag of Lays chips hostage.

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Mario the mushroom-eating cephalopod.

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A banana wearing a cowboy hat brandishes a knife to fend off the notorious zebra-leopard.

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