two guys watching their friend Kermit choke on McDonalds

your girlfriend dumped you for an angel

something with 2 or more legs stepping into something green

No, this is squidward

Bro vs. spaghetti (he just wanted to go to Gamestop)

silence falling from the sky

orange bear eating black bear which bleeds green and red blood

poo with 5 flies

weed 420

person aimng gun and stepping on another person's head in a poll of blood

blue scorpio

scientist Bill Nye with a red bowtie