Doodle or Die

Why the hell is Todd from accounting hiding in a desk fort with a wastebasket on his head?

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A coked out dragon confesses that he actually loves the nords. He still keeps eating them for some reason.

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A man desperately tries to escape "the gay," but his crippling fear of crossing the road may stand in his way.

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Darth vader: "I'm not your father, you brony piece of shit. I have no son.

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The beautiful lanternfish in its natural habitat.

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My cat refuses to eat the new food. Draw me a solution.

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Ron Weasley accidentally chugs a bottle of no-bones potion. His arms stretch out grotesquely.

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Heil Scissor penguin the terrible, lord of the underworld.

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"Unhand me you ruffian!" Cries the noble pencil as the lout presses his head cruelly into the flagstones.

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A man puking pepto bismol onto an ant. The and gives no fucks.

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A retarded hillbilly who is making me afraid he's going to rape me.

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An alligator eating a dapper ginger man in a purple suit and top hat.

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