Sonic is not a very good drug dealer...

Pikachu is constipated, but takes his toilet time to finally admire the ducky shower curtain Ash's mother put up.

A complete retard

Doodle or Die

Gay homestuck people starting a fire.

Bear rips out someone's tooth then evolves and grows wings

A french chef disposes of his underling's terrible sandwich

A slimy alien can't figure out how to open a door

A politician with a facial disease and an ineffective slogan

A man is more impressed by the sheer size of the frying pan than its ability to levitate, and the gargantuan egg within.

A villager stands next to a tiny creeper. He doesn't even notice it is about to blow up his ankles.

Doodle or Die

A horse wearing armor delivering torpedos

An emaciated young woman stares blankly. Her cheeks are very hollow.

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