James from Team Rocket uses tumblr. Is anyone really surprised? Also he's not even good at it, he deletes his posts on accident all the time

Kafkaesque sexual depiction of men and women - women as 'muffins' to be consumed, men as 'fridges' cold and empty without women.

Optical illusion of a girl where you cant tell if she is sexually attractive or hideously manfaced

Cletus the retard hill billy is able to dig with a shovel using his feet and shows it off at parties.

just the tip

Some janitor at a community college tries to pull a Good Will Hunting on the Maths room chalkboard, but he's fucking insane.

The 90's was a bad time for music

Is this Patrick?

My mother

Shitty has-been rapper whose only claim to fame now is spouting out cliched lines on Law and Order reruns.

After years of identity crisis, a potato finally has life-changing cosmetic surgery to look like a human. It doesn't understand clothes.

Incredibly suave and handsome egg-headed man struggles to overcome his inability to clap correctly