omnipotent green blob protests at the marriage of a tall and short person. utter sacrilege.

A popsicle with a spectacularly long nose.

Mickey Mouse on LSD.

Mario gazing fondly at the rainbows emitted from Nyan cat's arse.

A green banana. It's giving you the evil eye.

A man thoughtfully pressing his nose against a note that states: "To: Bob, From: ???".

A melting piano.

A beautiful, beautiful flamingo.

A sultry bra proudly proclaiming "Make me!".

A man with glasses being eaten by a snake without eyes.

A stick figure struggling to solve a difficult mathematical equation. It overwhelms even me.

A crocodile struggling to drink a cup of tea.