Pac-Man has been assassinated by two phantoms, a republican one and a democratic one.

On the top of a skyscraper, a snake says to a dog: "You can fly if you want!". So the dog jump but just after a second relize thaSQWARTSHZXW

Eddie Murphy, Don Diego De La Vega and the Pope are happy after breaking the leg of a common citizen.

A tree is the new agent 007 in the next James Bond film.

A big bad lemon steal the ice-cream cone from a young crying lime.

Nazi kids are lured in by an old pedophile.

A cat plans to nail a mouse.

The buccaneer is sad because it's raining. (but honestly doesn't seem to be a cloud, so maybe is only a pretext to dress a yellow raincoat)

Winnie the Pooh is melting in the darkness.

Conserve the colors for a better use. Use only red and assign two cravats for each man.

A stoned guy who looks at his burning home.

Europe is a butterfly that doesn't have enough money for pollen.