A big rocket gives birth to a baby rocket, just like nature intended. There's blood and placenta all over the place - the miracle of life!

Dull, red eyes? Leaves for hands, feet and on its head? Psychedelic background? This can only be... the CANNABIS-LIZARD! (AKA "Tuajuana.")

A cabbage. And tell you what, giraffes bloody LOVE cabbages.

MR. AMERICA! A squat, bearded man, with an eagle on his shirt, flag on his hat, burger in hand, and FREEDOM in his heart! Also, cholesterol.

After a lengthy steroid-binge, a battle-scarred Sylvester the Cat crushes Speedy Gonzales in his ironlike grip. "WHERE'S YOUR SPANISH NOW?"

The logo of McDonalds, the well-known fast food chain. (Other fast food chains are available. And preferable.)

A chicken is riding a dinosaur. Scary.

Two sharks have had an argument. Neither is talking to the other. If you ask me, I think the one on the left was being irrational.

Someone is lying face-down on the table, in a pool of their own... guacamole, by the looks of things, telling it that it's hot.

Horse. Quite nicely drawn, too. Line drawing, but a decent one. Good work, that doodler.

An alien samurai shoots lasers out of its eyes. You've just won the caption lottery.

A man is being tickled by a levitating ship's wheel.