Two boys wished to be bees so they could fly. Their wish came true. Now they cry because they found out they only live for 150 days.

A rainbow surprise.

A person with a rich family is recording a song in a studio. He plays the guitar and sings along. It sounds awful.

A lonely, posh man playing ping-pong by himself, with a red spade.

The place where all dachshunds hail from.

A man falls into the dungeon of shame, where he will be surrounded by darkness forever.

A sponge, with a tiny plastic palm tree on top, floats in a bath tub. Suddenly, a mysterious black square thing falls lands on the sponge.

Trump, who looked like he'd just sucked on lemons, holds his arms out."The fish was this Big!" He exclaims randomly at a political campaign.

Cliche traditional artist drawing their husband.

A GANGSTER lookin' dog is mugging some dude who's about to have the worst day, and probably the last of his life.

A fat, blue, derpy boy, trying to do the splits.

In Australia, it's actually 11/9.

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