Red box man is gonna kick some black squirrel's ass, and a finger ear isn't real

Clown sex

An eye. The one you never look for but you sometimes notice. That one eye that stares at you from across the room. A secret admire? Worse?

Your heart has nothing to do with it. You probably don't need a heart to live based on the diagram and instructions given.

His life was turning around. He could finally go outside again, enjoy the wonders of the world. Until he saw the creature. His.. Creature...

My life is frugal, I ride my bike everyday

2 H2 + 02 → 2H2O(g) + Heat (You better draw the right fucking picture here)

Elvis gets his ass shaved by a man who just went through chemo

He's fast, but not fast enough...

Green and Blue Loser