Stranded on a deserted island you curse yourself for having brought only a crab to read.

Oompa loompa jesus hung on a golden cross

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A duck-hawk-cat flies to work in her new tie

You're not fine, you only put in your gay sex contact lenses when something is bothering you

You were always saying you hated your family and I've always secretly loved you... So I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone.

short shorts. Would look good on a gay police officer or fit woman.

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Dr. Manhattan gives birth to DESU

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Uncle Dolan hates apple school

kitty pie in an oven

little gecko b-ball

T-Rex! King of the Dinosaurs

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