Bella loves Jacob more than Edward smh

People in line at the Internet to submit their opinions. Estimated wait time: 50 million years.

Man drinking his morning coffee looks out the window and watches in horror as purple giant squids terrorize his neighbors.

A doomed rocket falling into the sun. An astronaut makes one last "that's what she said" joke before dying a horrible flaming death.

A man telling a woodchuck that there is no more wood and handing him a cinnamon bun. The woodchuck is pretty upset.

Happy guy just struttin along with his nice hat.

Einstein discovers how to break through the space time continuum and visit the birth of the universe.

An almond with a deadly fungus growing out of it.

The crazy old man from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

A really pretty girl questions you.

A boy loses his yoyo and is really upset about it.

A storm cloud murders a man.