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That reddit mascot and that stupid twitter bird shout "le" at each other and this is why the internet is dreadful.

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Shaggy smokes a huge-ass doobie.

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man hands woman a tiny cube. she laughs.

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A man eating a Tesco bag.

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A cat gazes evilly into a fishbowl and asks the purple goldfish inside to play.

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