Doodle or Die

Banana divorces ice cream. A sad day for desserts everywhere.

Shark tits... wait, no, that's not a shark, those are definitely horse tits. Phew, that was a close one!

A fork that believes it is a knife ends up in the madhouse. But is it not SOCIETY that is truly mad!? (Nurse Ratchet disagrees.)

Mom, please stop turning into a levitating piece of toast which resembles Benjamin Franklin and trying to sell me timeshares. It is rude.

In October of 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary...

Cannibalistic potato product stores it's victims in a tennis ball container.

A human finally understands the philosophical significance of the pot leaf. I think.

Because your mother didn't love you.

Did you mean: "Science are cool!"?

Shitty Deadpool drawing invites criticism.

Cherries approve of anal sex!

Shaggy is confused.

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