Crayola crayon kicking the crap out of a generic brand.

Nazi Disco Orgy

a green buttplug with a curled brown handle. the handle has a blue condom on it.

A flamingo training a circus elephant to stand on his hind legs.

OH SHIT I AM A TREE AND I AM SOOOOO FUCKIN HIGH RIGHT NOW THE SKY IS PINK

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Chasing a T-Rex in a nuclear hellscape.

jar jar binks' downs' syndrome afflicted nephew with a gold tooth.

a man is chasing a pig with an extremely long tail

man attempting to fell ate a penis larger than his mouth

man threatening to shove someone into an open manhole

goth kid crying blood next to a keyhole in the floor

A book with a face for a cover

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