blob gives you the middle finger

Old man trying to catch up with the turtle he loves...but the turtle only wants to eat some grass.

flying ice cream cone dreaming of pickles and canned tuna

saddest mug of coffee you've eyer seen

Guy asks out girl to dinner and a movie, girl accepts.

Greek flag

Baby goes to the doctor for green worms on his butt. The doctor tells him "U're fukt".

strawberry

A carrot in awe of how tall a nearby tree is.

Someone who literally can't stop listening to their own mixtape because its "too hot to stop".

A huge tree, as big as a skyscraper

pickle with arms and face