COWER HEATHENS FOR ONCE MY FOREHEAD COMPLETES ITS CHANNELING OF THE SUNS POWERS THESE BOULDERS ON MY CHEST SHALL CRUSH THEEEEE

IT'S NOT A FUCKING POTATO

Hurricanes are fucking whores.

A very black chef doesn't know what to cook but he has semen on his hands so he can't cook anyway

Ian Cohen

If only they had pokeballs, he could've kept Anne Frank forever...

The secret dick hidden on the japanese flag

A t wearing a cape walks with his dead dog towards a dual-ended dick-pencil and the bottom half of a woman in a frilly green skirt

A teen forum I used to troll while pretending to be a norse god and succeeding

Strange tree lays sideways on a white mountain. It looks strangely lonely. 9.2 BNM

A super cool noir film featuring a numbered car (1 obvs its the best) being parked.

A spider tries to help a man get up