"Gordon are you alright, did you get soap in your eye?" "No Eli, I got soap in my heart."

shit's blowing up and crashing into shit, meteors crashing down and shit man, its fucked.

a big pile of shoes lel

"I don't care if we ARE ghosts, that person just ate a power pellet in one bite - I ain't fucking with him"

Kawaii pantsu

Man can't cope with difficult toys after playing dem vidya gaems.

Time to ride that chocolate highway you've heard so much about. Probably won't be comfortable

King dedede getting a cheeky blowjob from donald trump

Draw the scene in game of thrones season 3 when Robb stark and Catelyn stark get murdered by the guy whose daughter Robb promised to marry.

>YFW Joffrey gets poisoned at his wedding feast in season 3 then tyrion kills tywin lannister and robb + catelyn stark get killed too.

"Moshi moshi Patrick-san, Am I kawaii uguu?"

nozzlE entertainment, producers of the critically acclaimed "left over 4 dead" series.