I'm not going to fall for that penis-in-a-hot-dog-bun trick again!

A soft, silvery-white metallic element of the alkali group

A pink person discovers a mysterious rash on zer hand

Mr. Peanut shakes a can of peanuts until they scream for help. He is their ruler, and he rules with an iron fist

A snake crawling out of a skull

A purple duck gets some bad news in the mail, and isn't sure whether to laugh or cry

The first sentient slime mold evolves. Its cute eyes prevent its parents from immediately ingesting it.

A yellow gentlemanly whale wearing a top hat and a red bowtie

Edward Scissorhands just before his unfortunate self-haircut experiment

A disgruntled horse whisperer resorts to horse shouting when the filly refuses to dance for him

A man fondly remembers his hard-partying youth

A dot-faced boy experiments with parting his hair down the middle, to disastrous results