olive garden

robotic bird

stupid potato

the result of a lion and a fish mating

A pickle with huge eyes is showered with confetti--lewd graffiti on the wall behind him.

A sentient tree shouts at a dead child holding a red ball.

Doodle or Die

A naked black man offers you some of his koolaid.

New Chain

Bioware releases a new video game

New Chain

A man eats an assortment of exotic fruits.

The letter E disapproves of your nonsense.

A burger fights fries

An amoeba with cool shoes

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×