DIRK GOT UP AT 5 AM TO MAKE ALL THESE GODDAMNED PANCAKES >:c

do you even lift?

andrew hussie doesnt like fire

obesity at its finest

finally, dirk has become texas

NOPE YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY

CUTIE BOOTY FAIRY OMG

SOLDIER IS VERY PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

you offend me.

i am OFFENDED

a good drawning of a mermaind :3

the banana has judged me with his elven eyes