A blue man scared of a huge tit with a red nipple

a fly is afraid of 14 rain drops

A small baby doesn't want to play Pokemon because the other babies would think that he's gay

A cactus that has pink underwear stuck to it

Alcoholics Anonymous building has exploded. Only one has survived

Someone has taken LSD and is now seeing stars and blue dots and red, green, blue and orange lights.

A huge green t-rex has eaten a piece of the sky

A pink elephant with two legs

Harry Potter has turned into a light blue seal with a hippo on his back. Also, it looks like he's wearing a white mask

A bomb playing bowling. It's tied with someone so I hope it gets a strike and wins the game.

An orange horse trying to ninja kick a tree. What are you doing horse, you are not a ninja. You aren't even Asian

A packet of poison cleverly disguised as soup.

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