gumby and a clown investigate a rainbow; in it they discover that life is a meaningless slog which will invariably end in death, alone. weep

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Bob Saget literally devours the soul of a newborn infant.

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The Twin Towers crash into a plane.

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Abraham Lincoln's zombie feasts on John F. Kennedy's splattered brains; Lee Harvey Oswald has angel wings and a halo and ascends to heaven.

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Hitler engages in a pistol duel with Van Gogh atop the exploding Hindenburg while it rains blood onto London below. Big Ben collapses nearby

the blue man group recently started taking copious amounts of cold hard meth and have had their arms amputated. to compensate, they tapdance

a hat and balls amidst a storm of blue yarn.

a sex offender offers a small child his own shaven eyebrows.

shuckle learns all about space law while riding on a rollercoaster

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