"Hey tom, what time is it" "Well Richard, according to my watch it just turned rape o'clock" "Well I'll be 'eadin off for the sabrine women"

LOOK UP IN THE SKY, IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, NO IT'S A RED BLOB! Yep, a red blobby shape, maybe it's supposed to be a minimalist painting.

Jynx from the popular ASSFAGGOTS wins the best flat chest award and a boquet of roses from her fans, she waves her right monster arm at em

Captain falcon is angrly staring at a movie projector that is switched on and playing something off screen

A sad guy guy with the black half of a yin yang symbol stuck in his head considers suicide and asks "To be or not to be"

Jimmy falcon gets a bajillion views for streaming himself talk about video games on the youtubes or something

A pair of saggy ta-tas with green rays of energy shooting out of them

A red eyeball with fangs tries to eat a squiggly green plankton alien

Skeleton jack from the nightmare before Christmas discovers his inner love for Vuvuzela and toots his own horn about it.

Invisible man is about to hang himself. His head is in the noose, but he hasn't kicked the chair he is standing on away yet.

Spageti and meatballs, except the pasta is made of multicolor play dough, and the hand that is eating it is in the shape of wolf shadowpupet

Weak stick man lookes at self in sadness compared to a guy who was drawn with thickness, a real face, & arm tumors, and not just thin lines.