but who was phone?

Trogdor burninates Samus's greatest foe.

You're a Pokemon trainer in a cave. A wild Zubat appeared.

A gentlemanly scholar contemplates the meaning of life through interpretive dance.

what the fuck is happening

A TOTAL LOSER DOES LOSER HIPSTER STUFF

Raaaaaarity~

Medusa is charging her LAZERS.

HAMSTEAK.

Brownies, as in the Girl Scouts, are threatening you with pistols if you do not buy their cookies.

Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are eating a red plant which will seal their bond of love for eternity.

A green typhoon sweeps over the savanna, causing an epic explosion of grass.