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A man stealing a dog's snatch

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A man with a hairy penis wants to have sex with a computer monitor and two homesexuals are in the background talking about jazz.

Fat Albert grows a second head on his back and wants to go eat KFC

a man blows someone's head of with a slice of cake. The guy is still alive, and the cake man asks "Why are you still alive?"

A really creepy commercial and someone whisperes in the background "man those commercials were creepy"

Very old man staring at a Golf Flag Pole. He has a very round mustache, a very black top hat, and a putter in his hand.

angry jewish foreign man with expensive hat

some faggot with a tuba

a dragon yelling shit at a nord penis wrinkle

some weirdo trying to stab a guy coming out of a vagina. It's not a baby though. It's like, some alien or something.

A snowman takes an ice shit into a trashcan

A mentally unstable wale makes a C: face because he just had sex with the hottest woman on earth

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