A man doesn't know what the mets are but despite his shortcomings he still has great patriotic feelings towards the glorious Reich.

A comic detailing a fault of this website.

The average PS3 player.

A man choosing to take the honorable way out rather than draw something only huge faggots would ever like.

A man with a tumor on his arm eats a blood flavored poptart.

Judge Judy demands order.

The Old Republic.

The average my little pony fan's body.

A penis that combines both hard and longness.

Something gay.

A man being eaten alive by a sentient birthday cake. This is truly the meaning of fear.

A sandwich attempts to evade capture by a piece of bacon in the ocean.

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