Capitalist fatcat.

The jumbo jet of capitalism crashes into the former Soviet Union.

Batman is seeing stars.

A dragon hatches out of an egg, already smoking a joint and high as a kite.

A man with a gun demands all the chicken from KFC. The employee behind the counter politely refuses.

Stick figure copulation, rear-entry style, with a tastefully censored obscenity at the bottom.

Supernatural forces converge atop a skyscraper, like the end of Ghostbusters.

A man with three legs falls out of a chair.

A chocolate chip cookie wears a toupee.

Spider-Man loses a battle with his deadliest foe... a waffle iron.

Blonde soaks in hot tub, but doesn't enjoy it.

The end of every porno ever.