Despite not paying his cable bill in months, Jim happily found that the rainbow channel was still broadcasting on all stations.

Oblivious Orson the Orange never seemed to pick up on Amorous Andrew the Apple's sexual advances.

Magnetic duck's southern pole is rained on by a turd cloud.

Captain Obvious helpfully points out his poopy predicament.

Al Gore's experimental green campaign based on mind control turns into zombie apocalypse.