Science.
captain dildo
A green lab coat eats a tiny school bus.
A blue ninja and a caveman
Neo. Take the rifle.
This is Claude. He has a manly moustache and a parrot that insults those he secretly hates.
Original Mario talks sternly with evil twin Mario. They have no legs and so their heads are their bodies. They sit on grass made from worms.
The Amazing Adventures of Pineapple Man
german is gay
diarrhea everywhere
a bird about to kamikaze a tree because he is lost
cubistic green dragon with black mouth is standing next to a river flowing into a lake
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