Pizza and a cheeseburger blowing past a stopsign

Smeagol, but more lanky

Anarchist devil duck enforces the law with a gun and a donut

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World's fattest man in an airplane

A man examines a fine pair of tits using x-ray vision

Kirby surfs on a giant sperm

Intergalactic jellyfish doing standup

Bad ass bumblebee torching a crackhouse

The sun shoots rays at a man with curly Jew hair for failing to praise it

A space shuttle is chained to a large magnet on the moon.

An election ballot featuring an honourable underdog who stands little chance of being elected

Alcoholic rabbit is being spied on by a bear who is hiding behind a bush.

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