Loss (Try to make it interesting this time around)

Anon is angry at the lack of people playing doodle or die at the moment because he must start another new chain

Iron Fox confirmed for kerfuffle

Madagascar has closed their ports

Comrade Cobra Commander spots a leak in the piss pipe and yells for someone to help fix it

Hi, son. Are you winning?

Monkeykin in a pair of cheetah print underwear

You're just a machine. What do you want?

You can't fight ideas with bullets

Where can I find the mole people

Unatco?

A downtrodden Yoshi looks at his new release and realizes it is very terrible and sucks