mars loves the earth, but earth doesnt return the feelings. Moon thinks they make a cute couple
clown vs spider and by that i mean gamzee vs vriska
a guy who loves purple way too much and has a butthole for a mouth looks at a weird red thing
abe lincoln and his brother dance on a fence
"THIS IS GOOD SHIT" says the man as he smokes guacamole
ugly hoe
jaspers flies through space
nicki minaj is sad that kfc is closed
a donut robs a bank, steals a banana, and runs out screaming "THEY'RE MINE!"
pikachu is fucking huge so he will kill mitt romney and the usa will celebrate and honor pikachu for killing the racist bitch aka romney
slenderman robs a bank
john egbert assures that it is 6 feet.