The stars in the night sky are all watching you masterbate, and they are all scared for life...

Stoner Boner.

Space man says no to Spacedrugs.

Doodle or Die

A knight with a sword hates his job of killing badass looking dragons. He regrets his decisions in life.

Selma Bouvier's old hag lips blows smoke.

A paperbag rocket with a photo of a orange doing a tomato attached to it hits a wall.

At the Phat party: Stickbro is stuck to Stickchick with his.............no......

The Star of David really buildings that are on fire.

Anal bead timeline.

An evil people rug with a worm on.

A double rainbow with the wise words of "wuts it mean?" underneath.

A person trying way too hard to be kawaii.

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