Doodle or Die

Ya gobshite ye, leprechaun gaffer! The clovers are for collecting, not smearing on cheeks! Yer heads a marley, ye plonker! Wash yer ugly mug

Amount of fucks given: Zero. Also, two filled circles and a line attached to each other. Interpret it whatever way

A guy in a ghost-suit giving a black man swimming in strawberry juice his gun back. He must have lost it in this night.

But there is one they fear. In their tongue, he is Furnikiin. Throwchairborn!

Imperative call for action, which involve acts of sexual fornication with farm animals, more specifically those of the equiestric race.

A sideways, fullscreen view of someone's green six-pack wielding torso. The bottom is covered in red pubic hair. No censoring allowed, kids!

Pika-Juice! Der shocking Energie-drink für all German Pokemon!

A Nut Ufo taking on the shape of a ninja with a peg for a hand

Superheroes dropping the soap in the shower

Implications of a booing wee on top of a pink-red candy bar

New Chain

GET UP FREDDIE, YOU'RE SITTING AT MY DESK

Two black sausages are seated at a table. They crieve over the loss of their beloved Tim

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