A bird suppresses its desire to be an arsonist so that it can be a good father to its children, but secretly it's still tormented

A nerdy arm tattoo

A cup of tea shaped like a house

A Dorito and a Jew 69ing

Sex ed class

A limp noodle can't skateboard

Turtle man is decapitated

James Bond is transformed into a rabbit

A mushroom is getting fucked

Man asks his friend to stop using his eye lazers to kill things

A woman finds a shiny blue cat and is puzzled

A ventriliquest puppet wishes to end its torturous life