Nicki Minaj says, "Hay, AAAAHH!!" while she vomits out yellowy goodness.

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fuck me like your grandpa did when you were only 4 years old.

That fucking terrible song by Rebecca Black...It really makes you want to slit your wrists.

Turtle staring at his fart cloud wondering why it smells so terrible. It's almost as bad as when you fart in the shower. He looks pissed.

What Exactly Is A "MasterDEbating"??? Idk Either, But This Guy Is Doing It For His Community!!!

puppy being viciously raped by blue cock and balls on a sunny day.

New Chain

Maurice beating out her ol' kooch.

A 1920's man who looks like Peter Pan protesting about Men's Rights' from his parents basement.

Proud to Love!

A Pokemon!

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