Elvis potato head singing to a black microphone shaped like a dude's balls.

A plate of multi-colored snake soup.

Dark side of the diamond.

OH MY GOD MY DICK IS ENORMOUS!

A sentient turd talking to a green angry slipper while ogling her boobs.

A motherflippin' question mark! Just look at that motherfucker!!

Ganesha. Just chillin'.

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Jesus being sad because he won at chess.

The cave of the mysterious Y.

Sailor Moon eating a dick.

Rejection for threesomes.

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