A man with a shark for a ear standing up, simultaneously shitting and pissing. Above him a tree appears to be hanging from a giant ear.

New Chain

willy wonka rapes an oompa loompa (loopity do)

A dog looking under a cabinet to find a screw that he lost under there, presumably when he was repairing his laptop or something.

a 50 year old man with a face which looks like a curry falling off a table saying "genius"

An old guy asking "trouble?"

New Chain

Draw an old man drinking from his favourite mug.

The french president doing the "WTF" face like that cat from the internet

The force of a baby's poo stream has projected this baby into space, past the moon, like a rocket.

Blonde haired sanitary towel with blue eyes and lipstick carrying a blue shopping/handbag

Doodle or Die

snow king is shocked and upset

baby monkey

A blonde girl brushing her teeth and getting yellow toothpaste all over her large breasts

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