The one thing nobody on this site actually has.

No 50 Cent allowed.

Scout still questions the fact that Spy slept with his mother.

Scout got his head stuck in a jar so Medic has no other choice but to amputate it. With a hammer.

A blue individual is sufficiently perplexed at the written explanation of the person before him.

Christmas, duck in a box Hanukkah, duck in a box Kwanzaa, a duck in a box Every single holiday a duck in a box.

Charlie the unicorn is taking a farmer on his back to the candy mountain.

Some kind of animal is trying to hang itself cause it thinks it sucks, while it's friend watches.

Kirby is being assaulted by an evil snowman.

Kill them, Jonny. Kill them all!

Fuck no, he's not drawing any Sanic or porn or whatever. Draw Batman instead.

Whoa, buddy, see a dentist!