It's amazing how a fish in a Jesus costume is indistinguishable from a fish in a Corn costume. Fish food for thought.

It wasn't until he was completely submerged that Tim realized it. "Maybe filling this human sized fishtank with resin was a bad idea."

It's difficult to describe what moving through time is like; it's a lot like shimmying and not at all like wiggling. Or the other way round.

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Draw a nerdy valentine for Valentine's day! <3

A unicorn throws up on Princess Harry Potter.

Here we see the wild alligator in it's natural habitat, returning to the water from the muddy shores. Let's watch.

A pink pony with no neck and horrible dwarfism looks at its reflection in the river and is horrified with what it sees.

Two amoeba getting it on; aw yeah.

I told you, bro. I told you about stairs.

Round chinned, bald and skin sagging, the grand nerd stood tall and proclaimed: "The PS4 has NO games." Thunder crashed; for it was true.

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