The brave little toaster stares into the eyes of God. And they stare back.

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During their high school graduation, a man's girlfriend lights her diploma on fire. This is apparently not the first time this has hapened.

Doodle or LIVE. That's not the name of this site but it's a much nicer name.

Doodle or Die

A man wishing to ban the use of condoms in America.

A peach telling the world that his favorite anime is Boku no Pico.

The battle of the century! A demon is taking down the mighty BananaShip. However, a turtle seems to be joining the skirmish...

this beaver appears to have had his anus prolapse out his mouth.

A man slaps his forehead after realizing his latest mistake. This has cost his wife and kids. He will never see them again.

Two small, green creatures begin swearing at each other. It is comically censored. (example: $%#@$%^)

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Piccolo is surprised at something.

Tumblr now runs on AAA batteries

A dastardly villain tries to absorb a poor chap's abode.

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