The banana bandit saving a bunch of citrus fruits from a blender-induced fruitastrophe!

A bleeding, hairy, vagina. Probably belongs to OP's mother.

A stereotypical african-american rabbit

A man is firing his own hair through a modified meat grinder at someone else's face like a rocket launcher

The black guy is afraid of a dick

King of the bumblers is enraged that his bumbler fortress is behind on its construction, and will thus have to postpone the bumbler ball.

Gaben, aka Gabe Newell, trying to ride a bike but he's fat so it's really hard. Also philosophy.

An old man who is sick and tired of children eating sandwiches and getting bread crumbs all over his new cadillac

Someone killing himself with a power drill after reading a book

Zou Pisou Bisou

A pile of shit