Secret moonlit tryst between two star-crossed anteaters.

Noodle armed broccoli woman performing mathematical wizardry.

"No more Disneyland for you, young man. We're going home."

CASH 4 GOLD

Someone needs a computer mouse.

A purple squid wearing a blonde wig gasps at a faceless man with a bleeding bullet hole for a mouth.

A very suspicious looking tree with an octopus mouth.

A 70s movie starring a sad British man dressed as a hobo clown, standing next to a blue police box.

Death by Connect Four

A man is stranded on top of his chimney during a major flood. He uses a spoon to transmit his dying message: "I wish I could sing".

A terrible way to begin a science fiction novel.

A centipede & green Dover Demon share a bed, but the centipede is insecure about his manhood and feels the need for a homophobic disclaimer.